Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so depraved that it staggers belief. This dive is a notorious safe haven for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.
This pretentious "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His digital façade crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both pathetic and alarming. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another indication.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems comfortable in condoning his actions while handing out cocktails and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has created an environment so poisonous, it makes one question their life choices for even approaching this cesspit.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually unclean, with trash and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not uncommon to see roaches darting across the countertop or underfoot. The bathrooms are a nightmare, featuring backed-up plumbing and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their exploitative behavior or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a blight on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you want to stay sane, avoid this hellhole.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone guard your glass, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If click here... you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you are seeking the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can help protect others from falling prey to this toxic dump.
Beware!